I really didn't miss the exam. You just didn't see me there.
During the night, I had an out of body experience. I found that i was floating above my body. It was pretty neat. I left my house and floated over to my girlfriends. You know her - she's also taking your class.
When I got there, I entered her body and got stuck. I was still trapped there the next morning so ended up going with her when she went to take your exam. So you see, we both ended up taking your exam together.
Does that count a cheating?