Dr. Hardy,
On the morning of the day of the exam I need to see my dentist. Being a student, I can't afford to see a really good one - you know - one with a license.
It turned out that I had to have a tooth pulled so he gave me a shot of Novicane. He managed to shoot the stuff right into my brain. The area that he numbed was my test taking center so I forgot all about the exam.
I feel that this should count as a medical excuse. A copy of my bill is attached.