My Favorite Excuses.

Some of my favorite excuses.

No matter what day or time you pick for an exam, some students seem to have trouble showing up for it. You get your usual range of medical excuses but on ocassion a reasonably creative reason is given. Here are some of the better excuses I've heard recently.

My daughter was stuck in a tree.
Nuclear War.
Psychic Friends.
The Dentist.
Midnight Birth.
Out of Body Experience.
Quaker Bodybuilding Women.
Sleeping in Class.
Those Darn Sticky Pads.
Free Speech.

If you've heard a really good excuse and would like them posted here, please mail a copy to me.

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